The oldest dildo in the world is approximately 28,000 years old. It was discovered in 2005 in Tbingen, Germany by archaeological researchers at the university there. It is eight inches long and " 2,000 year old artifacts found in tombs of ancient Chinese royals are said to be world's oldest SEX TOYS The Mirror The long and satisfying 28,000 year history of the dildo 2,000 year old artifacts found in tombs of ancient Chinese royals are said to be world's oldest sex toys : r interestingasfuck From weird to wild: A brief history of sex toys SAMRU Cheddar This wooden phallus could be the oldest known sex toy used by ancient Romans. A nearly 2,000 year old wooden object in the shape of a penis was discovered in 1992 by